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Stonage: The 5 WORST Movies to See While High

Disclaimer: This is a review that may be controversial to some because of the substance matter, but get over it, you pansy, you might need this information in the near future.

Yes, this review is going to be controversial because it involves an illegal feeling (though being drunk is much more bizarre and the equipment to become it is legal), but bear with me. This list is about the worst movies, scary or not, to watch while high. And yes, I did the research.

5. TIE
>AntiChrist – The movie is graphic, scary and makes no sense (the exact thing a high person SHOULD NOT watch).

>Alice in Wonderland (Cartoon Version) – I cannot even comment on this one, it is just true.

4. Tetsuo: The Iron Man – To be fair to this Japanese movie, I didn’t see the whole movie… because I was too scared to finish it.

3. Daft Punk’s Electroma – It depends on what you are on when you are watching this, but it is scary regardless. The amount of how scary it is is differing, but the movie has many creepy moments (such as their faces falling off in the bathroom).

2. House on Haunted Hill (Original) – The part where the old woman is standing crazy-looking over the woman and starts gliding around her is still creeping me out.

1. Nosferatu – I watched this movie with a Gothic soundtrack to it and am still having nightmares about it. The movie was just scary, regardless of the state of mind you are in.

9 thoughts on “Stonage: The 5 WORST Movies to See While High”

  1. Haha this is too funny. I’d go nowhere near these films while high, I’m a paranoid coward. I think you should try some of these films on mushrooms too!

  2. Now you should do a list of the best movies to see whilst high. I’d like to suggest Labyrinth, for one.

  3. i have only ever seen two of these movies, house on haunted hill and alice in wonderland, both before i ever experienced chron. In what way do you mean the worst? like the most tripy and f**ked up movies? or just movies to stay away from?
    I loved your intro.

  4. Thank you, and I am meaning that these are the most scary movies to watch while high because of how messed up they are. I’d recommend you stay away from them, regardless of the creed or color of your drug of choice.

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