Author: Wesley Yates

Wesley, a ninja gardener practicing in gamerbattles.com, was raised by penguins following a childhood boating accident. He graduated magna cum laud from nursery, where he learned that pain is the basis of all humour. He received his degree from Kabul University, which he attended on a full Duct tape scholarship through an administrative error. Thereafter, he worked for one hundred years as an associate at a large family of Vampires in New York, where he once rode an elevator to the top of the Empire State Building. He lectures frequently to his imaginary children on a variety of subjects. He enjoys swimming and fishing, despite the painful memories. In the years since the above bio was published on moviefilmreview.com website, Wesley has received many bemused queries, often pertaining to the state of his health. To limit future inquiry, here are answers to some of the more frequently asked questions: (a) Disco dancing and a keen tabogonist. (b) Yes, it was cold. Thankfully, I had a sweater. (c) Sushi and tartan kilts.